Mild Amnesia

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uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

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uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

You forgot to bold it

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But this happened….

OMG

BRUH. NO.

omfg what is this liberal bullshit? The US is a settler colonial state just as much as Israel…

Who even thought this was a good idea to make? The US is a colonial, imperialist power propping up another colonial, imperialist power.
The US is not the victim here. In fact, the US is largely responsible.


this is so bad omg

oh hey look:


It achieved what it was made to do… So there’s that

proletarianinstinct:

boyexemplified:

baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

rightofreturntomyzhopa:

thisbeatisproblematic:

mal0cchi0:

ard-al-burtuqal:

But this happened….

OMG

BRUH. NO.

omfg what is this liberal bullshit? The US is a settler colonial state just as much as Israel…

Who even thought this was a good idea to make? The US is a colonial, imperialist power propping up another colonial, imperialist power.

The US is not the victim here. In fact, the US is largely responsible.

this is so bad omg

oh hey look:

It achieved what it was made to do… So there’s that

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kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

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Xeno anatomy headcanons. I’ll describe them in greater detail here.

The head is approximately the length of three human heads, with the neck beginning towards the end of the first “segment” and ending three-fourths through the second. The only good purpose I could come up with for the pipes on the head and neck are that they are reinforced blood vessels for extra circulation to the brain. Sort of like Mewtwo’s neck-pipe, actually.

The dorsal tubes are actually nostrils. The Xeno can still breathe through its mouth, obviously, but since they have no actual nose this is my favorite headcanon-purpose for them. They have multiple layers of membrane going down that act as a natural air filtration system. Depending on the quality of air, the membrane (attached to thin muscle) can tighten/relax. They might seem like an obvious weak point, but the Xeno could live without them. And thanks to the thick membrane, a shot down one of the tubes wouldn’t wound the lung too seriously. 

The tubes are also splayed towards the sides to allow for pivotal head motion. This is the same reason the primary spike was ditched. 

The secondary jaw is actually a direct extension of the esophagus, and usually functions just as a regular opening… Obviously can also be used to rip/tear off large chunks of meat. The Xenos are EXTREME OMNIVORES, so they do have molars towards the back, but since they’re preferential carnivores the inner jaw doesn’t have them. They can swallow most of their food in large amounts, so they don’t chew much anyway. 

I also headcanon that Xenos have a bladder filled with the same potent acid that is in their blood, to completely disintegrate wastes. This could come in handy to prevent tracking, I guess. 

As for the hive resin, I headcanon that it’s made up of all the stuff the Xenos swallow but DON’T digest: bones, fur, etc… All covered in some sort of enzyme/chemical that hardens once exposed to air for a short time after regurgitation.  Instead of resin, the Queen would use this method to make her Roual Jelly. 

I think that’s it for now. Enjoy this random headcanon post.

They are silicon based organisms, so their hive resin might also be silicon based. The bones and etc could be used to sclerotize their iteration of chitin. Since it might be a chitin-like substance they are composed of…well their skeletal bit of them.The royal jelly could be similar to that, except its a foam or a jelly version of their silicon chitin.

specimen044:

Xeno anatomy headcanons. I’ll describe them in greater detail here.

The head is approximately the length of three human heads, with the neck beginning towards the end of the first “segment” and ending three-fourths through the second. The only good purpose I could come up with for the pipes on the head and neck are that they are reinforced blood vessels for extra circulation to the brain. Sort of like Mewtwo’s neck-pipe, actually.

The dorsal tubes are actually nostrils. The Xeno can still breathe through its mouth, obviously, but since they have no actual nose this is my favorite headcanon-purpose for them. They have multiple layers of membrane going down that act as a natural air filtration system. Depending on the quality of air, the membrane (attached to thin muscle) can tighten/relax. They might seem like an obvious weak point, but the Xeno could live without them. And thanks to the thick membrane, a shot down one of the tubes wouldn’t wound the lung too seriously.

The tubes are also splayed towards the sides to allow for pivotal head motion. This is the same reason the primary spike was ditched.

The secondary jaw is actually a direct extension of the esophagus, and usually functions just as a regular opening… Obviously can also be used to rip/tear off large chunks of meat. The Xenos are EXTREME OMNIVORES, so they do have molars towards the back, but since they’re preferential carnivores the inner jaw doesn’t have them. They can swallow most of their food in large amounts, so they don’t chew much anyway.

I also headcanon that Xenos have a bladder filled with the same potent acid that is in their blood, to completely disintegrate wastes. This could come in handy to prevent tracking, I guess.

As for the hive resin, I headcanon that it’s made up of all the stuff the Xenos swallow but DON’T digest: bones, fur, etc… All covered in some sort of enzyme/chemical that hardens once exposed to air for a short time after regurgitation. Instead of resin, the Queen would use this method to make her Roual Jelly.

I think that’s it for now. Enjoy this random headcanon post.

They are silicon based organisms, so their hive resin might also be silicon based. The bones and etc could be used to sclerotize their iteration of chitin. Since it might be a chitin-like substance they are composed of…well their skeletal bit of them.

The royal jelly could be similar to that, except its a foam or a jelly version of their silicon chitin.

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