Mild Amnesia

Please?

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

I think this calls for the unshortening of that word, who’s with me!!!

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via politicallyincorrectwalrus)

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

Or it could have no bones, so it can formlessly squeeze into the space comfortably. Waiting patiently for the light to go out, waiting for the soft and even breathing of the person sleeping above them. Waiting patiently to slink out and take what it wants…the condiments from the fridge.

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