I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
Or it could have no bones, so it can formlessly squeeze into the space comfortably. Waiting patiently for the light to go out, waiting for the soft and even breathing of the person sleeping above them. Waiting patiently to slink out and take what it wants…the condiments from the fridge.